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#51) Fake Fruit Factory (1986)

OR “I’m Ready for My Extreme Close-Up, Ms. Strand”

Directed by Chick Strand

Class of 2011

The Plot: Filmed in Mexico in the early ‘80s, “Fake Fruit Factory” is a documentary short about a group of women who make papier-mâché fruit for sale. Through overlapping audio and with the camera’s zoom function set to the max, the film covers snippets of the women’s conversations, mainly about sex and their American boss.

Why It Matters: The NFR praises Strand for her “unique style that deftly blends documentary, avant-garde and ethnographic techniques.” The description goes on to drop the word “ethnographic” a second time. We’re all very impressed, college boy.

But Does It Really?: At long last, that rare type of NFR entry that defies description. I’m not quite sure what I saw, or what exactly, if anything, it was trying to say. But ultimately I dig it and give it a pass. Thanks for the ride, Chick Strand.

Everybody Gets One: Born Mildred D. Totman, her father gave her the nickname “Chick”, while Strand was her first husband’s last name. During her happenings in 1960s Berkeley, Chick helped fellow future-NFR filmmaker Bruce Baillie create the indie film distributor Canyon Cinema. Chick’s work was similar to the avant-garde type on display in “Fake Fruit Factory”, and much of it has been preserved over the years by such institutions as the Academy Film Archive and the American Film Institute.

Wow, That’s Dated: That soundtrack could only have come from the early ‘80s.

Seriously, Oscars?: No Best Documentary Short nomination for “Fake Fruit Factory”. Instead they opted for a film about female anti-nuclear activists (probably shot at a regular non-zoomed-in angle. Cowards.) Despite 20 films over the course of 30 years, Chick Strand never received an Oscar nomination.

Other notes

• About that extreme zoom: it definitely sets this film apart from others on the Registry. For me, that’s definitely a plus. It forces you to focus on what’s being said and gives the whole film a sense of mystery, since you (literally) don’t get the whole picture. Plus towards the end it gives the film an invasive, almost voyeuristic feel. I felt like I needed to apologize to these women after my viewing.
• I’m not going to pretend I understand everything that happened, but the one thing that I really didn’t understand was the 98 second shot (yes I counted) of a rear-view mirror as the employees travel to their picnic. What in God’s name was that about, Chick?

Legacy

• While Canyon Cinema no longer exists as a film distribution company, it lives on as a nonprofit film organization, specializing as always in the avant-garde. Visit their website here.

#50) The Front Page (1931)

OR “Same News, Different Editions”

Directed by Lewis Milestone

Written by Bartlett Cormack. Additional dialogue by Charles Lederer. Based on the play by Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur.

Class of 2010

This is my original post on “The Front Page”; you can read the revised and expanded version here.

NOTE: There are at least two versions of “The Front Page” out there; the “British” print which is the most commonly seen, and the higher quality “domestic” version that was recently restored by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. I was able to track down both versions for this post. The “domestic” print is vastly superior to the “British” print in sound and picture quality, and is comprised of almost entirely different takes. Check them both out below.

The “Domestic” Print

The “British” Print

The Plot: On the eve of the hanging of political prisoner Earl Williams (George E. Stone), Chicago newspaper reporter Hildy Johnson (Pat O’Brien) announces to his editor Walter Burns (Adolphe Menjou) that he’s leaving the business to get married. When Williams escapes the jail and takes refuge in the Criminal Courts press room, Hildy knows a scoop when he sees one and is torn between his love and his career. Also it’s a ‘30s movie so everyone’s wearing suits and hats and talks lots of slang real fast, see?

Why It Matters: The NFR highlights this film as an example of the rapid technological advances in film following the creation of sound pictures. The entire cast is praised, as is the screenplay. There’s also mention of the film’s recent Academy restoration.

But Does It Really?: Well, as an example of a talkie it’s just okay. If only there wasn’t a superior remake already on the Registry (See “Other notes” and “Legacy” below). If you only have room for one version, hands down go with the restored “domestic” print. But even then, I was more interested in the differences between the two prints than I was with the film itself.

Wow, That’s Dated: The usual ‘30s phrases like “in your hat” and “nerts”. Plus, shout outs to Mussolini and Clarence Darrow back when they were, ya know, alive.

Seriously, Oscars?: At the 4^th Annual Academy Awards, “The Front Page” garnered three nominations; Picture, Director, and Actor for Adolphe Menjou. It lost all three awards to, respectively, “Cimarron”, “Skippy”, and “A Free Soul”. Ever heard of any of those films? No, no you haven’t. Are any of them on the Registry? No, no they are not.

Other notes

• The infamous Howard Hughes produced this film. He put his stamp on this one sometime between “Hell’s Angels” and the original “Scarface”.
• If Bensinger sounds familiar to you, I guess you also watched “Fractured Fairy Tales” as a kid. And if Murphy sounds familiar too, imagine he’s a talking fox con artist in a Disney classic.
• And yes, Walter spends most of the film being addressed as “Mr. Burns.”
• I know it was the beginning of the sound era, but would it have killed anyone to throw in a few musical cues?
• The cinematography in this film is very inventive, though at times distracting. It’s almost as if they were too worried about this film being stage-bound. Regardless, my salutations to Glen MacWilliams, with potential uncredited assistance by Tony Gaudio and Hal Mohr.
• Anyone know any of the songs the reporters sing when Hartman shows up?
• Say what you will about the inferiority of the “British” print, but it’s the version where reporter Kruger flips off the mayor. God save the Queen!
• And then Burns and Johnson reunite on screen and they have a contest to see who can talk faster.
• Both this film and “His Girl Friday” tell the same story, but “Friday” does it clearer and faster, and therefore funnier. Perhaps “Front Page” could have benefited from more sexual tension between O’Brien and Menjou.
• Speaking of, “The Front Page” includes Burns’ line “Get back in there, you Mock Turtle!” which I always assumed was a Cary Grant ad-lib for “His Girl Friday”. Oh, Hollywood lore.
• And then there’s the famous censoring of “That son-of-a-bitch stole my watch”. The diegetic bleep comes across cleaner in the restored version, but it’s still kinda weird.
• Is this the type of film that really warrants a “The End?”

Legacy

• Nine years later Howard Hawks remade this film, but decided to make Hildy a woman and called it “His Girl Friday”. The result is everything “The Front Page” just falls short of.

• Billy Wilder adapted and directed another remake of “The Front Page” in 1974 with Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. It’s…fine.

• “The Front Page” was also a 1949 TV series that didn’t even make it a full season.
• As for the play itself, it comes back to Broadway every couple of decades, most recently as a limited-run event starring Nathan Lane and John Slattery.

Further Viewing: A brief comparison between the common “British” print and the newfound “domestic” print. I guess the narrator gets caught up in the spirit of the film, because boy does he talk fast.

#49) Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

OR “The Finest McBain Movie”

Directed by Sergio Leone

Written by Leone & Sergio Donati. Story by Leone, Dario Argento & Bernardo Bertolucci.

Class of 2009

The Plot: A tale of vengeance in the Old West with the interconnecting stories of a widow (Claudia Cardinale) determined to develop her dead husband’s land, the gunslinger (Henry Fonda) who murdered her husband, a fugitive bandit (Jason Robards) framed for the murder, and a man with a harmonica (Charles Bronson) who has his own agenda.

Why It Matters: The NFR calls this film “among the greatest achievements of the Western movie genre” and salutes the work of Leone and composer Ennio Morricone. An essay by Professor Chelsea Wessels focuses on the film’s use of iconic Western imagery to tell the story.

But Does It Really?: Yes, given that this was your only option. Leone’s earlier (and arguably more famous) westerns were pure Italian productions, and therefore not eligible for NFR inclusion. Since Paramount paid Leone a large sum to shoot one last Western, this film qualifies. Not that I’m knocking the film or its impact, Leone’s contributions to the genre deserve to be preserved by anyone who can stake a legitimate claim. The film can drag a bit (though, as Paramount learned, cutting it does more harm) but “Once Upon a Time in the West” is proof that with the right filmmakers, even the oldest film genres can be reinvigorated. Plus Fonda’s the bad guy! Come on! That’s worth it right there!

Shout Outs: Leone et al worked several American Western homages into the film, including NFR entries “My Darling Clementine”, “High Noon”, “Shane” and “Johnny Guitar”, among others.

Everybody Gets One: For obvious reasons this is Sergio Leone’s only film on the list. Also noteworthy are screenwriter (and future director) Bernardo Bertolucci, actor Lionel “Max” Stander, and pretty much the entire crew.

Wow, That’s Dated: Ah, the completely dubbed soundtrack of 1960s Italian cinema. Also the sexism. Let’s not forget the constant sexism shown towards the one female character in this film. I guess it wasn’t Leone’s idea to have one of the leads be female…and it shows.

Seriously, Oscars?: Due to its flop status upon initial release, “Once Upon a Time in the West” missed out at the 1969 Oscars. But why should this film be any different? None of Sergio Leone’s seven films received any Oscar nominations in any category. They didn’t even give him a lifetime achievement award!

Other notes

• This film brings up an interesting question; what qualities constitute a film’s nationality? Obviously the creative team was Italian, and the film was shot mainly in Rome, but Paramount was a major financier and three of the film’s four leads were American. I dunno, seems like a stretch by NFR standards. We’ll see this issue come up again for “Lawrence of Arabia” and the works of Stanley Kubrick.
• Claudia Cardinale really got a raw deal on this film. Everything’s set up at the beginning to make her story the backbone, but then she’s pretty much sidelined for the whole film. She spends a lot of time getting abuse from the other characters and [Spoilers] doesn’t get to exact revenge on Frank herself. If you’re going to get top billing over Henry freakin’ Fonda I expect more from your character.
• Early on Mr. McBain slaps his son and the sound effect is obviously a punch. Did they really think no one would notice?
• Nationality debate aside, is this the first American film in which a character says “bullshit”? I’ll go ahead and say that Jason Robards is the first actor to say “turds” in an American film.
• In perhaps the greatest against-type casting in film history, Henry Fonda is not fucking around as cold-blooded Frank and it is just the greatest.
• I love that each of the main characters has their own musical theme. This film is a gritty, cinematically violent “Peter and the Wolf”.
• Speaking of, never has the sound of an off-screen harmonica been so effective. Well done, Morricone (and, to an extent, Pavlov).
• Best line in the film; “How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man can’t even trust his own pants.”
• Shout-out to cinematographer Tonino Delli Colli. The framing of each and every shot? Forget about it, it’s beautiful.
• When you do as much on-location shooting as this film does, the few uses of rear projection really stick out.
• For the dirty Wild West, everyone sure has the whitest teeth.
• That…was a long pre-title sequence.

Legacy

• This is the first film in Leone’s unofficial second trilogy; it was followed by the spiritual sequels “Duck, You Sucker” (aka “A Fistful of Dynamite”) and “Once Upon a Time in America”.

• This is also the reason films started having “Once Upon a Time in…” in their titles.
• David Letterman has said on numerous occasions that this is one of his favorite films.

• Can’t you just picture little Quentin Tarantino watching this film frame-by-frame, dreaming of one day making his own Spaghetti Westerns, working/possibly sparring with Ennio Morricone?

Further Viewing: Any and all of Sergio Leone’s other “Spaghetti Westerns”.

#48) Disneyland Dream (1956)

OR “When You Wish Upon Scotch Tape”

Directed & Written by Robbins Barstow

Class of 2008

Watch the whole thing below, and be sure to check out the film (as well as David Barstow’s channel) at archive.org.

Note: My viewing of this film was part of an amateur film festival night at The Exploratorium. Thanks Liz & Phae.

The Plot: The Barstow family of Connecticut enter a contest sponsored by Scotch Tape to win a family vacation to the all-new Disneyland Park in California. 4-year-old son Dan wins the contest and he and father Robbins, mother Meg, brother David and sister Mary are off for a week of adventure. Through Robbins’ unique style of home movie making, the Barstow’s trip through Hollywood and Disneyland is just as magical as anything Walt could have dreamed up. Robbins, recorded in 1995 on the occasion of Disneyland’s 40th anniversary, narrates the film.

Why It Matters: The NFR calls it a “fantastic historical snapshot” of all the places the Barstow family visits, and extolls on the importance of home movies. An essay by home movie preservationist/toaster collector Liz Coffey gives appreciation to Robbins Barstow.

But Does It Really?: Home movies, by and large, are tedious and poorly executed. But the Barstows somehow take a family vacation and spin it into art. As a document of 1950s America, it is a treat. As a look at Disneyland in its first year of operation, it is a treasure. And as a film it achieves the impossible; for “Disneyland Dream” is a home movie that commands repeat viewings.

Shout Outs: A trip through Fantasyland’s Storybook Land Canal Boats shows us the homes of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”, “Pinocchio”, and “The Three Little Pigs”. Also, as previously mentioned, “The African Queen” inspired Adventureland’s Jungle Cruise attraction.

Everybody Gets One: In addition to his work as an amateur filmmaker, Robbins Barstow worked for the Connecticut Education Association and was a Civil Rights and “Save the Whales” advocate. He made many home movies in his life and several of them are uploaded onto archive.org for preservation.

Wow, That’s Dated: Even the Barstows of Connecticut gave in to the Davy Crockett craze that swept America in the ‘50s. This film also shows us that back then a razor was all you needed to cut a boy’s hair.

Other notes

• Robbins typically performed the narration live when he presented this film at home or at local events. What you hear in the 1995 recording is a script that was polished over 40 years.
• Bradley Field stills exists, only now it’s Bradley International Airport and you can get a non-stop flight to LAX from there. You also probably don’t need to stop in St. Louis to refuel.
• The plane taking the family to (then) Idlewild Airport is filthy.
• The only thing this family loves more than effects shots is making everyone in the family do one.
• The Huntington-Sheraton Hotel (now The Langham Huntington, Pasadena) is featured in another Disney film; 2013’s “Saving Mr. Banks”.
• Yes, even back then Knott’s Berry Farm was something you did as an afterthought while visiting Disneyland. Some things never change.
• Is it just me or is that a long Hollywood bus tour? I feel like under modern traffic conditions it would take a few days to see all of that.
• While the Barstows don’t see any current movie stars in Hollywood, they do see an 11-year-old Steve Martin selling guidebooks at Disneyland.
• Of note to early Disneyland buffs: this was filmed before Autopia had guided rails. This is also before the Jungle Cruise skippers were funny.
• Love the gardeners casually standing around and ruining the illusion of Storybook Land. Current Disneyland would not tolerate this at all.
• Among the many rides the Barstows go on that are no longer at Disneyland are the Skyway, Rocket to the Moon, the Stagecoach, and the Pack Mules. They also visit the original Fantasyland before its 1983 remodel and Tomorrowland before its 1967 renovation.

Legacy

• Two “sequels”; 2011’s “Disneyland Dream Revisited” featuring eldest son David, and 2015’s “Disneyland Dream Revisited Again” featuring all three children.

Further Viewing: The Barstows weren’t the only ones documenting 1956 Disneyland. Disney Studios sent their own camera crew to record the Magic Kingdom in “Disneyland U.S.A.” Though lacking the simple charm of “Disneyland Dream”, this film is nonetheless a noteworthy look at Disneyland in its infancy. The film covers practically everything about the park the Barstows missed out on, and in widescreen no less!

#47) The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)

OR “Lee Dies at the End”

Directed by John Ford

Written by James Warner Bellah and Willis Goldbeck. Based on the story by Dorothy M. Johnson.

Class of 2007

The Plot: Told through flashback, Senator Ransom Stoddard (James Stewart) recounts coming to the small town of Shinbone as a young attorney. His stagecoach is robbed by local outlaw Liberty Valance (Lee Marvin), who beats Stoddard nearly to death. It turns out no one in Shinbone will stand up to Liberty, except for Doniphon (John Wayne), who knows that Liberty doesn’t respond to anything but violence. Stoddard spends his time educating the town and pushing the territory towards statehood, all the while leading to his inevitable showdown with Liberty.

Why It Matters: The NFR calls it “Ford’s last great Western” and contemplates what was lost when the West became civilized.

But Does It Really?: I give this one “minor classic” status. Everyone involved has done better, but it’s probably the most meditative western you’ll find this side of “Unforgiven”. Wayne’s character represents what the West was, and Stewart’s what the West will become, and it’s a perfect vehicle to bring these two legends together. The film has something to say about the end of an era in American history, coming from filmmakers at the end of their era in movie history.

Shout Outs: If there’s a stagecoach in a John Ford western, does it count as a reference to “Stagecoach”?

Wow, That’s Dated: As always with a John Ford western, Native Americans are vilified or completely ignored, in this case both. No natives in sight, except for a passing reference to “savage redskins”.

Title Track: Only once does someone actually say “The man who shot Liberty Valance”. The real drinking game for this film is every time John Wayne says “pilgrim”. He really over-does it.

Seriously, Oscars?: Perhaps because Ford’s day in the Oscar sun was long over, the film only received one nomination; costume design for the legendary Edith Head. She lost to “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?”.

Other notes

• Shout-out to cinematographer William Clothier, the man who shot “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance”.
• There’s that “Young Mr. Lincoln/Ascot Gavotte” theme again! What’s the deal, Ford?
• So when we flash back Jimmy Stewart is the exact same age?
• If you’re Lee Marvin and you want to leave a mark on films, beating up Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne is a start. Quick! Someone call the town’s comically drunk gunfighter!
• They never explicitly say which state/territory they’re in, but we know that this film takes place sometime in the early 1880s, so let’s just say West Dakota.
• Woody Strode’s character is named Pompey. Like the city?
• More westerns should have Swedes in them.
• And yes, Edmond O’Brien’s character is frequently referred to as Mr. Peabody.
• The love triangle is a bit unnecessary (and creepy, both Stewart and Wayne are 20 years older than Vera Miles).
• One of the songs in the saloon is so close to being “West of the Wide Missouri”.
• Sheep Wars? Now that’s a film I wanna see!
• Geez I keep expecting Andy Devine and Edmond O’Brien to have a “comic relief-off”.
• Ummm…where’s the music in the convention coming from? That hall is way too small to fit a band.
• For those of you keeping score, that’s a flashback WITHIN a flashback at the end. Christopher Nolan, take note.
• Wait, they go the whole movie without actually singing the song? What a jip!

Legacy

• Whenever a John Wayne impression contains the word “pilgrim”, it’s because of this film.
• “Liberty Valance” gives us the saying; “When the legend become fact, print the legend.”
• Sergio Leone once called this film his favorite John Ford western. Only appropriate since he picked up the torch from there.