Month: November 2019

#392) The Cameraman (1928)

OR “Blocked Buster”

Directed by Edward Sedgwick (with uncredited assistance from Buster Keaton)

Written by Clyde Bruckman and Lew Lipton

Class of 2005

The Plot: Photographer Buster (Buster Keaton) falls for Sally (Marceline Day), who works as a secretary for MGM Newsreels. Buster buys a used film camera and applies for a job, while simultaneously trying to ask out Sally, both leading to hilarious results. All the while, Buster must also contend with Sally’s rival beau Harold (Harold Goodwin) and a police officer (Harry Gribbon) who thinks Buster is nuts. Also there’s a monkey.

Why It Matters: Wow, someone at the NFR really likes this movie. Their write-up calls “The Cameraman” “seamless [and] ingenious”, and that the film features “some of the best treatises on the techniques and psychology of shooting motion pictures.” That’s a fancy way of saying it has lots of ha-has in it.

But Does It Really?: Oh man, this is a tough one. Historically, the film represents Keaton’s last creative hurrah in a decade long hot streak: “The Cameraman” was his final silent film, as well as his first movie under contract at MGM. The film has plenty of quality Keaton gags that hold up quite well, but overall it’s more a series of well-constructed bits than a cohesive movie. Still, second-tier Keaton is better (and funnier) than first-tier almost anybody else. I can give “The Cameraman” a very slight pass, but if you’re short on time, stick with Keaton’s undisputed classics like “Sherlock Jr.” and “The General”.

Wow, That’s Dated: Besides Keaton’s cumbersome camera, the film also highlights movie newsreels, tintypes, ticker tape parades, rumble seats, and organ grinders. Plus shoutouts to aviator Charles Lindbergh and English Channel swimmer Gertrude Ederle.

Seriously, Oscars?: MGM had the Best Picture winner of 1929 with “The Broadway Melody”, but “Cameraman” received zero nominations at the 2^nd Oscars. None of Keaton’s subsequent films received any Oscar love, either. A new generation rediscovered Keaton’s filmography in the 1950s, and in 1960 Keaton received an honorary Oscar for lifetime achievement.

Other notes

• Why would a filmmaker of Keaton’s stature give up his creative independence by signing up with MGM? Not by choice. Turns out “The General” was a critical and commercial failure upon its release, and United Artists forced Keaton to work with a production manager who interfered with his creative process. Once Keaton’s contract with United Artists ended, he jumped ship to MGM, with a promise from executive and friend Joseph Schenck that he would still maintain creative control. As this episode of “You Must Remember This” details, that was ultimately not the case.
• Keaton found his new home stifling from the beginning. A typical Keaton screenplay had three or four writers, MGM assigned 22 script doctors to “The Cameraman”. In addition, Keaton had a hard time being “just an actor” and letting Edward Sedgwick direct the film. Sedgwick would eventually call on Keaton’s expertise throughout production, and the two got along after that.
• The aforementioned shoutouts to Lindbergh and Ederle come with their inclusion in the film via archival footage, mixed in with shots implying Buster witnessed these events. “The Cameraman” presaged “Forrest Gump”!
• The meet-cute between Buster and Sally involves Buster brushing up against her in a crowd. Gross gross gross.
• Keaton gets a lot of comedy mileage out of that clunky camera. He does every gag you can by swinging that thing around and hitting everything in sight, and it works!
• The baseball scene has nothing to do with anything, but it’s fun watching one of the comedy greats pantomiming an entire game by himself.

• The relationship between Buster and Sally is a variation on a theme called “He’s very awkward and she’s okay with it”.
• The most impressive shot in the whole movie is Buster running up and down the stairway of an entire building, from the roof to the cellar. The shot was filmed on a massive set using an elevator crane. What I wouldn’t give to see that behind-the-scenes footage.
• Keaton’s trademark stoneface conveys so much with so little. Keaton uses the same facial expression to convey sadness, confusion, indifference, frustration, etc. I guess you just read into it whatever you want.
• The swimming pool scene is another highlight, from the inspired (and possibly improvised) changing room sequence, to some brief rear nudity from Keaton (this was pre-code after all). Speaking of, I was not expecting Keaton to be so ripped. Someone didn’t skip ab day.

• And then we go to Chinatown and this film takes a turn. For starters, Buster seemingly kills the organ grinder’s monkey! Services will be held at Norma Desmond’s house.
• Don’t worry, the monkey is fine, and becomes Buster’s sidekick for the film’s third act. It’s…a choice.
• If you’re trying to crack down on gang activity in Chinatown, might I suggest a young Jake Gittes? It’d be a good, traumatizing lesson for him.

• “The Cameraman” loses some steam towards the end, though there are still a few remarkable stunts from Keaton, and the ending has what appears to be the ‘20s version of the “Weird Al’s on the plane” joke from “Naked Gun”.

Legacy

• Keaton would later call his decision to sign with MGM the worst in his life. The studio saw Keaton not as a creative independent filmmaker, but rather as a commodity that had to be protected. He clashed often with studio heads, and was fired from MGM in 1933. This, mixed with his divorce from his first wife in 1932, led to Keaton’s slump into alcoholism.
• By the 1940s, a happily remarried and sober Buster Keaton returned to MGM as a freelance gag writer. He gave comedy advice to a young Lucille Ball, and contributed jokes and bits of business to several Red Skelton movies. Among them, 1950’s “Watch the Birdie”, which is considered by many an unofficial remake of “The Cameraman”.

• As mentioned above, Keaton’s work was rediscovered thanks to television, and he spent the last 15 years of his life as a bona-fide, oft-employed comedy icon.

#391) The Nutty Professor (1963)

OR “Jerry & Hyde”

Directed by Jerry Lewis

Written by Lewis and Bill Richmond

Class of 2004

The Plot: Chemistry Professor Julius Kelp (Jerry Lewis) is a friendly and well-loved faculty member, but also quite meek and accident-prone. Kelp creates a serum that will help him overcome his nuttiness, and temporarily becomes confident, obnoxious hipster Buddy Love. Love puts the moves on one of Kelp’s students (Stella Stevens), who begins to suspect that Buddy and Kelp are one and the same. All of this comes to a head at the school dance with the dancing and the changing and the hey laaaaaaddyyyyyy!

Why It Matters: The NFR calls the film a “comical character study tinged with pathos” and praises Lewis for his directing and his “not inconsiderable acting talent.” A double negative makes it seem kinda back-handed doesn’t it?

But Does It Really?: Jerry Lewis’ multi-faceted career should be represented somewhere on the list, and “Nutty Professor” is a logical, recognizable choice. “Nutty Professor” still has plenty of very funny moments, and while a tad predictable and childish, highlights the comic precision that Jerry Lewis brought us in front of and behind the camera. It also helps that the film has a modern remake whose popularity has help keep this film in the conversation (see “Legacy” below). No argument for NFR inclusion from me for “The Nutty Professor”.

Shout Outs: Stella comments on Buddy’s constant drinking by calling him “Lost Weekend Junior”. What a fun, unsettling spin-off that would make.

Everybody Gets One: Jerry Lewis started as a young comedian in the Borscht Belt, mugging and pantomiming to popular records. One night he was paired with up-and-coming singer Dean Martin, and a legendary comedy duo was born. Lewis & Martin performed in nightclubs, on television, and eventually in the movies, becoming Paramount’s biggest box office draw of the 1950s. The duo split in 1956, and Jerry used his box office standing as leverage with Paramount to let him direct and write his own movies.

Wow, That’s Dated: Mostly Buddy’s hipster slang, as well as the casual smoking that happens throughout the film.

Seriously, Oscars?: No Oscar love for “Nutty Professor”. In fact, none of Jerry Lewis’ films received any Oscar nominations, though the man himself received the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award in 2009.

Other notes

• First and foremost, let’s talk about the whole “the French love Jerry Lewis” thing. It’s not so much that the French have an inexplicable fondness for Lewis’ broad comedy; it has more to do with their love of the auteur. Lewis wrote, directed, produced, and starred in his own movies, making him a solid example of a film auteur, and therefore an admirable figure in European cinema.
• While not the first Jerry Lewis movie to utilize this technique, “The Nutty Professor” was among the first productions to use video assist. Because Jerry was acting in most of the shots he was directing, video assist allowed him to see a take immediately afterwards on a closed circuit television, enabling him to fine-tune immediately without waiting for the film to be processed days later. Video assist has become the industry standard thanks to Jerry Lewis. Now if only he had held the patent on it…
• Is being a “nutty” professor the same as being an “absent-minded” professor?
• While never explicitly mentioned, “The Nutty Professor” is set (and shot on-location) at Arizona State University in Tempe, Arizona. Mom, any recollections about that?
• This movie has a bounty of character actors. Lewis staple Kathleen Freeman is spot-on as less than helpful secretary Millie Lemon, and I particularly enjoyed the flamboyant work of Del Moore as Dean Warfield. Also be on the lookout for “before-they-were-famous” appearances by Henry Gibson and Richard Kiel.
• Professor Kelp attempting to join a gym is pretty much how I imagine my gym experience would go. Either that or like this lady.
• The transformation scene is quite an offbeat sequence, but even knowing how it would pan out, the big reveal is still laugh-out-loud funny.

• Buddy Love is rumored to be Jerry’s swipe at Dean Martin, but that doesn’t ring true to me. At the very least, it’s certainly not an imitation of Dean’s on-screen persona. Jerry always claimed Buddy was an amalgam of various jerk hipsters he had encountered in show business. That scans.

• Stella Stevens’ character is one of the more advanced “He’s a jerk and she’s okay with it” clichés. Stella calls Buddy out on his rude behavior, but she’s still attracted to him, and the movie constantly objectifies and fantasizes about her. For crying out loud, “The Poseidon Adventure” treats her with more dignity!

• Colleges had proms? When did those go away? Can I blame “Animal House”?
• Ultimately, this movie has a very sweet moral. As Kelp says in his final monologue, “You might as well like yourself…If you don’t think much of yourself, how can others?” Can I get a amen?

• The movie ends with a curtain call in which the primary cast comes out one by one and takes a bow. A bit odd, but at least it makes more sense here than in “The Bad Seed”.

Legacy

• Jerry Lewis continued to write, direct, and star in his own movies for the next 20 years, but audiences weren’t willing to go along with Lewis’ increasingly serious work. Anyone with a complete copy of “The Day the Clown Cried” to the front, please.

• “The Nutty Professor was, of course, remade in 1996 with Eddie Murphy playing the overweight Sherman Klump, his skinny alter-ego Buddy, and Klump’s entire foul-mouthed family. Jerry Lewis was an executive producer on the film, but later regretted his decision to green light a remake. But never mind that: “Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!”

• Lewis finally made his long-desired sequel to “The Nutty Professor” 45 years after the original. 2008’s “The Nutty Professor: Facing the Fear” is an animated follow-up with Lewis reprising his dual role, along with Drake Bell (of “& Josh” fame) as his grandson.

• I guess there’s a musical version? Lewis directed a 2012 production in Nashville with a score by the late great Marvin Hamlisch.

• And if Professor Kelp’s voice and overall demeanor sounds familiar, you’re thinking of Hank Azaria’s impression as Professor Frink from “The Simpsons”. They even got Jerry Lewis to voice the character’s father in one of their “Treehouse of Horror” episodes.

#390) The Hunters (1957)

Directed by John Marshall (In collaboration with Robert Gardner)

Class of 2003

The Plot: “The Hunters” chronicles the !Kung people (aka the Ju/’hoansi) of Namibia as they were in the early ‘50s. As the title suggests, this film specifically follows a group of hunters in the tribe as they stalk various prey for food. And when they do finally capture their prey, be warned that things get pretty graphic. Brought to you by your friends at the Film Study Center at Harvard University.

Why It Matters: The NFR gives a brief description, and gives mention to the film’s win at the BAFTAs (more on that later). There’s also a link to the Documentary Educational Resources page where you can purchase the DVD of “The Hunters” for as low as $34.95!

But Does It Really?: I was initially hesitant to include a second Robert Gardner ethnographic film on this list (we already have “Dead Birds”). During my research, however, I realized that despite Gardner’s involvement, the film was actually shot by John Marshall, who is not represented elsewhere on the list. So, despite being very similar to “Dead Birds” in terms of subject and approach, “The Hunters” gets in on a technicality. You win this round, Robert Gardner.

Everybody Gets One: The son of two anthropologists, John Marshall first traveled to the Nyae Nyae region of the Kalahari in 1950. For his second trip in 1951, John’s father Laurence gave him a 16mm camera and advised him to not be artistic with his filming, but rather “just film what you see”. “The Hunters” is John’s first film, and is comprised of footage from several trips throughout the ‘50s.

Seriously, Oscars Baftas The Internet?: Here’s a weird one: several articles (including the NFR write-up) mention that “The Hunters” won Best Documentary at the 1958 BAFTAs, but I can’t find any information from the official BAFTA website that can corroborate this. There was a Documentary category in 1958, but the winner was a film called “Glass”. Where are people getting this information?

Other notes

• The aspect of !Kung life that fascinated me most was its advanced gender equality. While it is still primarily men that hunt and women who tend to the children, “The Hunters” documents these roles being gender-swapped without difficulty.
• This film is definitely not for those with a weak stomach or who are sensitive to animal cruelty. Near the beginning of the film we watch a mongoose get trapped and killed, followed by a warthog being poisoned to death. And it only gets worse from there.
• Something I had never considered: judging the moistness of animal feces to determine if said animal is close by. “Scrubs” was right: everything comes down to poo.
• Now I’m no expert in ethnographic filmmaking, but wouldn’t a white guy with a big camera be a giveaway to the animals that hunters are nearby?
• And now we arrive at, for lack of a better term, the meat of this film. Our hunters spend the bulk of the movie pursuing giraffes, climaxing with successfully impaling one giraffe with a poisoned spear, followed by the skinning of its hide and cutting of its meat. This gets real depressing real fast. I did not start this blog so I could watch a giraffe snuff film. Sure it’s accurate to the !Kung way of life, but that doesn’t mean I need to see every second of it. I will gladly take your word for it, Marshall.
• The only thing that would make watching a dead giraffe worse is if Eric and Don Jr. were posing in front of it. If rich people need an expensive hobby, might I suggest prolific generous philanthropy?

Legacy

• Upon seeing the final cut of “The Hunters”, John Marshall was worried he had romanticized the !Kung, and was determined to make more realistic films about their culture. These plans were thwarted, however, when Marshall was banned from additional filming by the South African government, who felt the film was “a threat to the status quo”. John Marshall managed to make a few films using outtakes from “The Hunters”, and was finally allowed to return to Namibia once the country became free of South African influence. Marshall also helped create the Nyae Nyae Development Foundation of Namibia, and continued to be a vocal advocate for the !Kung for the rest of his life.

#389) Wild and Woolly (1917)

OR “Lie With Your Boots On”

Directed by John Emerson

Written by Anita Loos. Story by Horace B. Carpenter.

Class of 2002

The Plot: Jeff Hillington (Douglas Fairbanks) is the son of a wealthy railroad magnate (Walter Bytell) and has a huge obsession with the Wild West, down to the lasso and six-shooters he carries with him. When delegates from Bitter Creek, Arizona approach Jeff’s father about an additional rail line in their town, Hillington suggests that Jeff inspect the land to get over his cowboy phase. Bitter Creek has become more civilized in the 30 years since its Wild West days, but the townspeople agree to put on a western façade for Jeff, complete with shootouts and a train robbery. But when the town’s corrupt Indian agent (Sam De Grasse) starts causing problems, Jeff might be the only one who can actually save the day.

Why It Matters: The NFR says that while the film is “[l]acking the sensational antics of [Douglas Fairbanks’] later pictures”, Fairbanks “shows brief flashes of the derring-do that will become his trademark”. An essay by silent film expert Steve Massa is a brief Douglas Fairbanks bio, with an even briefer mention of this movie.

But Does It Really?: “Wild and Woolly” is on the list for representing Douglas Fairbanks before he was the swashbuckling icon he is remembered as. That being said, I don’t know if that’s enough to warrant NFR inclusion. “Wild” holds up quite well for a 102-year-old movie, and Fairbanks is entertaining, but we’ve already got three of his later iconic movies on the list, and that is more than enough for any list of important films.

Wow, That’s Dated: The movie opens with comparing the days of the Wild West to modern technology like cable cars and diesel-powered trains. In addition, this film does not paint Native Americans in the most positive light, depicted here as the “savages” stereotype that conspire with Shelby to rob the train and kidnap Nell.

Title Track: The phrase “the wild and woolly west” was a turn of the century term for the vast, untamed American west. It first appeared in the 1891 book “Tales of the Wild and Woolly West” as a description of the sheepskin that cowboys used to wear (“wild, woolly and full of flies”).

Other notes

• Douglas Fairbanks, director John Emerson and writer Anita Loos all got their start at the Triangle Film Corporation under the eye of D.W. Griffith. When Fairbanks left to create his own production company, he brought Emerson and Loos with him. In less than two years the trio made eight films together, all of them highlighting Fairbanks’ physical prowess.
• The cinematographer for “Wild and Woolly” was Victor Fleming, still 20 years away from his directorial one-two punch of “Gone with the Wind” and “The Wizard of Oz”.
• I don’t care who you are; lasso tricks are impressive.
• Yes, let’s torture the butler with our cowboy antics and pretend he’s not a human being. Poor Judson. Speaking of, how old is Jeff supposed to be? Fairbanks was 34 when he made this movie, is Jeff some sort of man-child? Is he the 1910s answer to “Arthur”?
• Sure, Jeff’s obsession with the west is out of the ordinary (one character calls him a “nut”), but that’s one of the many benefits of being rich: you’re not crazy, you’re “eccentric”.
• That’s a pretty flat brim for a cowboy hat. Is Jeff a cowboy or a park ranger?
• I will admit, despite the overall weird premise, I found the movie charming. Fairbanks’ natural screen charisma helps smooth over the rough patches.
• Shelby looks like L. Frank Baum. I wasn’t expecting a beloved children’s author to be the bad guy in a movie.
• I was about to write down a note about Jeff bringing a real gun with him to Bitter Creek, but then the movie acknowledges this problem by having the townspeople sneak fake bullets into his arsenal. You win this round, Anita Loos.
• A man enters a fake Wild West town that ultimately goes awry? I think Fairbanks et al just invented “Westworld”. Where are the sex robots?
• This movie repeatedly demonstrates one of those western tropes I didn’t realize was actually in a movie: shooting someone at their feet to make them dance!
• Douglas Fairbanks leaps onto one of the beams on the first floor ceiling, and proceeds to kick open the second story floor boards to get into his hotel room. That is frickin’ badass.
• You cannot include several intertitles of Jeff shouting “Nell!” without hearing it in a Dudley Do-Right voice.
• Once again, this screenplay beat me to the punch of pointing out the film’s plotholes. One seemingly unresolved plotline gets a last minute reprieve with an intertitle stating “But wait a minute, this will never do!” Another point for Anita Loos’ clever writing.

Legacy

• Douglas Fairbanks Pictures didn’t last too long after “Wild and Woolly”. Fairbanks met Mary Pickford and co-founded United Artists with her, while John Emerson and Anita Loos got married and moved to New York to work for Famous Players-Lasky (now Paramount).
• Although Emerson grew disinterested in filmmaking, Loos became a celebrated New York writer, spending the next 60 years penning books, plays, movies, and most famously, the novel “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”, upon which the stage musical and film are based.

• We get more of Douglas Fairbanks in his three far more entertaining (and far more NFR worthy) movies: 1920’s “The Mask of Zorro”, 1924’s “The Thief of Bagdad”, and 1926’s “The Black Pirate“.

#388) Planet of the Apes (1968)

OR “Monkey See, Monkey Doomed”

Directed by Franklin J. Schaffner

Written by Michael Wilson and Rod Serling. Based on the novel “La Planète des singes” by Pierre Boulle.

Class of 2001

The Plot: Astronaut Taylor (Charlton Heston) and his team crash land on a strange planet over 2000 years after their departure from Earth. After discovering a group of primitive humans, they quickly learn the planet is run by highly evolved apes who have formed their own civilized society. Animal psychologist Dr. Zira (Kim Hunter) and her archeologist fiancé Cornelius (Roddy McDowall) try to prove that Taylor is the missing link proving apes evolved from humans, but science/religious leader Dr. Zaius (Maurice Evans) immediately dismisses the notion. Come for the entertaining examination of basic human rights, stay for the twist.

Why It Matters: The NFR gives no superlatives, just a plot synopsis, a talent roster, and a rundown of the film’s many spin-offs. The essay by author John Wills is also pretty bland. God damn you all to hell!

But Does It Really?: “Planet of the Apes” is one of the best science-fiction movies ever made. Like any great science fiction, its premise is simple enough and executed without getting too preachy or technical. As a film, “Apes” truly stands on its own unique piece of ground, with a ripple effect on pop-culture that can still be palpably felt 50 years later. No argument here for NFR inclusion.

Everybody Gets One: Producer Arthur P. Jacobs secured the film rights to the “Apes” novel before it was even published, and was able to use his good working relationship with Fox VP Richard D. Zanuck to get the film made (Jacobs was also producing “Doctor Dolittle” for Fox at the time). Sadly, Jacobs died of a sudden heart attack in June 1973, less than two weeks after the release of the fifth “Apes” film.

Seriously, Oscars?: One of the most successful films of 1968, “Planet of the Apes” entered the 1969 Oscars with two nominations. Jerry Goldsmith’s score lost to “The Lion in Winter” and Morton Haack’s costume designs to “Romeo and Juliet”, but John Chambers received an honorary award for his creative makeup design (which wouldn’t have its own Oscar category until 1981).

Other notes

• Original “Apes” author Pierre Boulle also wrote “The Bridge on the River Kwai”, another novel that end with maniacs blowing it all up.
• The filmmakers rejected “Twilight Zone” creator Rod Serling’s drafts of the screenplay (too expensive), but did retain his twist ending for the final film. Former blacklisted writer Michael Wilson was brought in for rewrites based on Franklin J. Schaffner’s suggestion that the apes’ society be more primitive. A third uncredited (and apparently forgotten) writer did a polish and added several of the movie’s really stupid monkey jokes (“Human see, human do”). You leave those to me, dammit!
• Just a reminder that John Chambers was involved in the 1979 covert rescue mission that saved six Americans during the Iran hostage crisis, as seen in the movie “Argo”.
• Some roles fit their actors like a glove, as Taylor does for Charlton Heston. He plays jaded natural leaders so well. Plus he has experience leading a group through an uncharted desert!
• Shoutout to Jerry Goldsmith, who provides an atonal soundtrack that adds to the disorienting, unfamiliar sense of danger that Taylor et al are experiencing on the planet.
• The Hays Code is dead! Rear nudity for days!
• So in the future, apes have evolved into the dominant species, humans are now treated as wild animals, and horses…are still horses. Kind of a raw deal for them, huh?

• It’s amazing that the likes of Maurice Evans, Roddy McDowall, and Kim Hunter all elevated their film careers by putting on ape suits. All three lend credible gravitas and believability to this crazy concept.

• Apparently Nova is the Smurfette of the humans. Yeesh. Fox contract player Linda Harrison won the role when the likes of Raquel Welch and Ursula Andress turned it down.
• “How can scientific truth be heresy?” Crap, this movie may be more prescient than ever.
• “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” I believe you mean, “Please take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape”?

• The scene of the gorillas hosing down Taylor (“It’s a madhouse!”) is the closest this film gets to paralleling the struggles of minorities during the Civil Rights movement of the ‘60s. The apes’ treatment of the humans isn’t too different from how we treated our fellow citizens in this era.

• The “See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil” gag was improvised on the set during filming. Side note: The saying originated in China and was popularized by the Japanese, who famously characterized the phrase using three monkeys. The Japanese word for monkey, “saru”, is similar to the negative suffix “zaru”, as used in their translation of the phrase. It’s a play on words!

• Of course Heston wants to bring a gun to the Forbidden Zone!
• Like many of the greats, the surprise ending was spoiled for me long before I ever saw the movie. During this viewing, however, I found myself unexpectedly stunned by the final shot. Turns out this film was a cautionary tale all along.

Legacy

• “Planet of the Apes” was a major hit for Fox, who immediately started cranking out the sequels. “Beneath the…” was an immediate follow-up to the original, while the rest chronicled Cornelius’ son Caesar (Roddy McDowall again!).

• Other immediate follow-ups included TWO TV series! The 1974 show aired on CBS for three months and featured Roddy McDowall as a third character! The 1975 animated series was finally able to showcase the more technologically advanced apes of the original novel.

• “Planet of the Apes” got a “reimagining” from Tim Burton in 2001, the same year the original film was inducted into the NFR. Both Charlton Heston and Linda Harrison make cameos. Didn’t help.

• A reboot trilogy started in 2011 gives Andy Serkis another chance to run around pretending to be a mo-cap monkey, and confirms my long-standing theory that the end of human civilization is James Franco’s fault.

• The original “Planet of the Apes” has been spoofed so many times over the years, primarily its finale, which was exquisitely put to music thanks to Phil Hartman and “The Simpsons”.

• As for the “Apes” future as a Disney property, they say a fourth Serkis movie is in development, but I don’t like how Disney has been quietly sweeping their new acquisitions under the rug. How about a themed land at Animal Kingdom instead?

Further Viewing: To convince Fox to green light the movie, a $5,000 makeup test was shot featuring Charlton Heston as Thomas (Taylor’s name in the Serling drafts) and Edward G. Robinson as Zaius. Robinson would eventually back out of the film due to health issues and his dislike for the ape prosthetics.

Further Further Viewing: Roddy McDowall filmed some home movies during “Apes” production, chronicling the makeup application process, as well as a behind-the-scenes look at the Forbidden Zone.