Kevin Hart is out, but who is in? For the Oscars producer in a mad dash to replace this former “Undeclared” actor, here are my suggestions:
- Tom Hanks
- Tiffany Haddish
- Stephen Colbert
- Christian Bale as Bob Hope
- Billy Eichner
- Thanos
- Your co-worker’s improv group that you’ve never gotten around to seeing
- Janet from “The Good Place”
- Faye Dunaway & Warren Beatty (zero rehearsal preferable)
- Steve Harvey (again, zero rehearsal preferable)
- Footage of Eddie Murphy from “Bowfinger”
- All previous hosts in “Thunderdome”-type scenario
- Robert Mueller
- Any woman or person of color, I am begging you!
- No host; Oscars presented in brief, untelevised ceremony
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