My Oscar Host 2019 Wish List

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Kevin Hart is out, but who is in? For the Oscars producer in a mad dash to replace this former “Undeclared” actor, here are my suggestions:

  • Tom Hanks
  • Tiffany Haddish
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Christian Bale as Bob Hope
  • Billy Eichner
  • Thanos
  • Your co-worker’s improv group that you’ve never gotten around to seeing
  • Janet from “The Good Place”
  • Faye Dunaway & Warren Beatty (zero rehearsal preferable)
  • Steve Harvey (again, zero rehearsal preferable)
  • Footage of Eddie Murphy from “Bowfinger”
  • All previous hosts in “Thunderdome”-type scenario
  • Robert Mueller
  • Any woman or person of color, I am begging you!
  • No host; Oscars presented in brief, untelevised ceremony

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